Hello, it's me Mr. Mischievous and I am writing to ask for your help. It seems that I have recently developed an uncontrollable urge for having my hand spanked and hearing the words "No No". No matter what I try I just can't seem to make it through the morning without it.
The 2nd week of December seemed to be particularly bad for me.
On Monday, I got into Mommy's closet and found her lip gloss. While she was putting her make-up on, I took it upon myself to open the tinted-lip gloss and paint my body with it. I had it all over my hands, all over my legs, all over my diaper and shirt and the floor and oh yeah, the closet door. It was beautiful and I was quite proud of my masterpiece when mommy opened the door and found me, I gladly showed off for the camera hoping that it would keep me out of trouble.
On Tuesday, I was being such a good boy sitting on the couch watching T.V. when out of nowhere the urge hit. So I went to the linen closet and got my lotion while mommy was putting her lotion on. I squirted some out on the couch and swirled it around. Then I got it all over my PJ's and my hands and my hair. I did in fact get the spanking I was so longing for.
On Thursday, I was so weak. In the morning, I got daddy's coffee cup off of of the table (even though my mommy had just told me not to) and ran down the hall spilling it everywhere and all over me. They know that I can't resist some "yum yum" and a hand-spanking to boot- it was definitely worth it. Then, that evening I went into mommy's bathroom while she was cooking dinner and got her make-up bag off of the sink. I took out the mascara and put it all over my eyes. I guess I have seen mommy do that because before sister told on me I had it on both eyelids and my hands. Whew, did I get a fix. But I held my hand out to sister and she kissed it and made it all better.
On Friday, while my mommy was in the shower I went into my bathroom and got sister's mouthwash and the toilet brush. When mommy came out I was sitting on the couch like a good boy with a huge puddle of mouthwash on the cushion next to me and of course all over me. Mom figured out that I had put the toilet brush handle in it- I was just freshening it up.
On Sunday, I really got after it. Before church I got my sister's fingernail polish and climbed in bed with my mommy and sissy. Mommy took it away from me because sister told on me. Well, I showed them.... I waited until we got home from church and everyone was busy and I climbed on her bed and got it. I took it to the edge of my sister's room and proceeded to open then bright pink polish and paint my hands with it. When my dad saw me I had a drop on my face and I took my hand and smeared it all over my eye and eyelashes. I was so mad at him for chasing me down and making me give it back. I only got a little bit on the floor- but they sure made a fuss over the whole thing. The only bad part about the whole thing is that instead of getting my hand spanked, they got a sponge and cleaned me up... there is just no fun in being clean! 
Oh my, my, my what fun the Reeds are having! :)
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